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Post by Kiki on Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:41 am

Either silly or deep, original or ripped off, they are WICKED. You have a nice one to post, then share to the world!

The following are some homemade quotes after coppious amounts of Soul Calibur 4 with homemade characters...You'll get the idea....

Plauge: Daddy! Stop raping my friends!
Shifter: NEVER.

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Katherine: Look dear, you really must stop tormenting our childrens friends! They're developing social issues!
Shifter: So?
Katherine: Ok, MORE social issues. And we can't afford a psychologist!
Shifter: But...
Katherine: SHADOW DOESN'T COUNT.

Shadow: SELL ME YOUR SOUL.
Plague and Razor: Okay.

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Plague: Do I look pretty?
Kyle: Ok, now she's just ASKING for it.
Kelsey: XD lol

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Kyle:...NEVER.

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Kelsey: Rayon looks really, really serious....
Kyle: He does...
Kelsey: Hemeroids!
Kyle: XD

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Shifter: I WEAR THE PANTS IN THIS HOUSE.
Katherine: But you don't WEAR pants.
Shifter:.... She proves a point.

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Kyle: The lizards have forks!!

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Kyle: Never insult Slayers mother.
Kelsey: Why?
Kyle: Because he is very sensative in that area.
Kelsey: So no "Yo Mama" jokes?
Kyle: He you could, but then he'd be like, DUAL AT DAWN. And you'd be like, Wha?
Kelsey:....oh. K.

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Kelsey: THE UNDEFEATED RAYON HAS BEEN DEFEATED. HA.

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Rayon: Out.
Kelsey: I'm fired, aren't I?
Rayon: OUT.
Kelsey: Ok, leaving....don't hurt me....

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Kyle: The boob ratio does not match with the muscle ratio.
Kelsey: Ha, bewbs.

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Kyle: THE BOULDER.

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Kyle: Voldos power is that he makes people gay.
Kelsey: How the hell does that work?
Kyle: Because no straight person on earth could move like that.
Kelsey: But he's dead. His sexuality has no matter in this.
Kyle: UNdead.

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Kelsey: There is no EYE PATCH. THAT CANNOT BE.

AND THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK OF. XD Now it be YOUR turns. Haveth fun.
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Post by SkittlesMeTimber on Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:22 pm

KYLE YOU BASTARD YOU TOOK THE VOLDO MAKES YOU GAY FROM ME

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Post by Kiki on Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:28 pm

No, he said you guys were talking about that...It's just he said it at that specific time. Therefore, credit goes to Steve.
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Post by ifer on Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:48 pm

Kiki wrote:Plauge: Daddy! Stop raping my friends!
Shifter: NEVER.

...that's just a leeetle bit very wrong there.
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Post by Kiki on Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:50 pm

Wow, I found alot of homemade quotes I made like, almost three years ago.

"Those who are to live forever should never be allowed to cry...because then they would have thousands of years of tears to shed."

"Time is a rollercoster. It's fast, it's slow, it makes you want to vomit at times. There ware loopdiloops, corkscrews, drops that will make you reconsider. But at least there are a couple of people that go along with you for the ride."

"Life is like a chess game...You have to stop and think. You need to consider every possible action from every possible player or piece. You can never just have one view of the game...you need to see from every angle if you're going to win."

"Why are people racist? Look around you....do you see the dogs picking on other canines just because of their breed or fur colour? Do you see the birds call each other names? Do you see the wind mock the earth....To all these, no. So why are we so cruel?"

"There is no order....if there was, we'd never have any fun."

"My weapon is not a sword, it's not a bow or a gun....It's an idea and a pencil that fight my battles...for the pen is mightier than the sword and my true enemy is the blank page that stares me down."

"Who has seen the wind? We all have....we just don't take notice."

" They push God down my throat....they push religion and morals in my face. But I won't give in...Because I believe in fairies and magic, and there is no God that can take that away from me."

To the last one...Sacred is FAMOUS for being cruel and saying that it is wrong to believe in anything else other than what they say is out there. And it made me, very, very mad as fantasy was the only thing that kept me sane. I HATE that school and I HATE most of the people there and I WISH they would let us choose our believes without being judgemental.... I am known as the "Freak" because I don't got to any form of church. Ain't it swell? Evil or Very Mad Right. I'm going to stop ranting now. Just so no one gets offended, as I love you all.
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Post by SkittlesMeTimber on Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:09 am

TAM.BO.RINE.

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Post by Kiki on Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:38 pm

The following occured between some ridiculously long stretch of time, within both the exteremely late and exteremly early hours of the thirtyeth and the thirtyfirst.

Raven:........I'm not going to you tea parties anymore....
Katherine: WUSS.

Kyle: I'm enjoying this waaaaaay too much.
K: MENTAL TORTURE...It's ok, and it's FUN.
Kyle: XD

Shifter: I'm going to make you WISH you were dead...
K: Alright, hold up. She already WANTS to be dead.
Kyle: Oh...well, she'll want to more then.
K: You are a sick child.

Kyle: What is up with you and villians?!
K:...Let me tell you something. You know Voldemort? The baby killer? People in grade school thought he would be a good older brother for me as I lack one and we would complement each other. Both because we're evil and have a fetish for lizards and snakes. Oh, wouldn't it be fun, though? Decapitation of random innocents, exploding of puppies...Oh, life would be swell.
Kyle: It was at this point that the group slowly moved AWAY from Kelsey.
K: WHAT?

Kyle: ENIGMATIC ELEMENTAL FORCES!!!

Katherine: I say, that was a smashing difficult phys. ed. class...
Raven: Agreed.
Krystin: Yeah...I'm sweating buckets. Let's go wash up, we STINK.
Raven: Technically, I don't have sweat glands... *insert random argument about smelliness here*
Cleverly Disguised Towel: (Oh, yes, YES. Take a shower, TAKE A SHOWER.) Hehehe...
Krystin: Did that towel just laugh?
Katherine: Nope. No talking towel. None what's so ever. I've never seen a more normal acting towel in all my life....I'm over 200, you know.
Cleverly Disguised Towel: Evil Shifter
Katherine: I love you too, dear.
Raven:...pardon?
Katherine: Oh, nothing. You're hearing dead people again.
Raven:...Makes sense...

Kyle: Damnit, now I want to make Shifter towels...
K: I'm just an inspirational person, what can I say.

K: BEHOLD MY ROBOTIC TENTICAL BABIES.
Kyle: It's just a Wall e doll...
K: SILENCE, I'm having fun.
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